This came through my email the other day and I produce it here with absolutely no apologies because I love it, it's a guy thing;
When I was 13 I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits.
When I was 16 I got a girlfriend with big tits but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate girl but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency. she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened to commit suicide, so I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring, she was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28 I found an exciting girl but I couldn't keep up with her, she rushed from one thing to another, never settlled on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as I was happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic but directionless, so I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.
When I turned 30 I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground so I married her, she was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything that I owned.
I am older and much wiser now and I am looking once again for a girl with big tits.
2 comments:
That is brilliant. Always be careful what you wish for - best keep it simple :)
Her big bosom looks ok with that bottle of liquid held in the middle of her cleavage. I think shes pretty.
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