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Sunday, July 24, 2011

Stop Suffering! Don't worry anymore, come and be healed

Every now and then we get these flyers in our mailbox and I really do find them amusing; If you need to see the pamphlets bigger just click on them;
Apart from wondering where "Prof Adam" qualified there are a couple of other questions; such as item 1 "Do you have drops?" What the hell is that?!
"Do you need accident protection against your car?"
I just love "Penis enlargement, power & many sex rounds." and what about "Love beyond love (no cheating)"
Not to mention the fact that you may need to reduce your vagina!
It seems to be a bit of a bargain, the consultation fees are only R50 and they also work at night!
On the other side of the page we see that us guys can have a bigger and stronger penis 100 per cent! Cool, maybe R50 well spent!

On a completely different note next weekend is the fourth annual Polar Bear run and I must say I'm really looking forward to this one. We are meeting out at the Admiral bar in Velddrif on Friday night for a pre-ride discussion and then the run starts at 08h30 on Saturday.
We will be riding through to the West Coast Hacienda just outside of Graafwater for breakfast, then along the N7 to VanRhynsdorp, up the pass to Niewoudtville where we will visit the garage housing a large collection of classic cars and bikes and then from there to Calvinia where we will stay in the hotel for the night.
The weather is likely to be terrible! I think that Des is hoping for bad weather because the past three Polar Bear runs have been run in beautiful weather hardly deserving of the name! I will keep you posted and hopefully there will be lots of photos, stay on two wheels and just go where the road takes you! In the meantime I must go to West Coast Yamaha during the week and collect my new rain suit that I ordered, we'll speak soon.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

HI Andrew,
Enjoy the Polar Bear and give my regards to all please especially to Frank and also wish him all the best for his 70th
Ride Safe
Thanks Dick

Anonymous said...

HI Andrew,
Enjoy the Polar Bear and give my regards to all please especially to Frank and also wish him all the best for his 70th
Ride Safe
Thanks Dick

the rider said...

Thanks Dick, will do and you can read all about the run a bit later, it should be a hoot!